Monday, July 16, 2012

By Way of Introduction...

Hello my name is the traveling bear. At least, that's the name that you would be able to pronounce. My real name is in bear language, of course, which I doubt you'd be able to speak.

Unless you happen to be the illustrious Peter Mayhew, that is...(more on him later, I promise)

I don't mean this as a slight, it's just that words can be so...limiting. Anyways, what's so interesting about me, you ask? Great question! You see, I'm not your ordinary run-of-the-mill, catch-wild-salmon-and-eat-it-raw, sort of bear...nope, not me!

I'm more like Yogi Bear, only I make him look like an intellectual child. And I'm humble too! In fact, you might even consider me to be the next great Vizzini - only smart enough to not fall for that dastardly farm-boy's Idocaine trick! A Vizzini mk II, you might say...Or perhaps a re-vamped Ludwig von Drake even... Oh yeah, and I sometimes go on adventures that occasionally as interesting as myself.

This is me - the Great Traveling Bear!