Unless you happen to be the illustrious Peter Mayhew, that is...(more on him later, I promise)
I don't mean this as a slight, it's just that words can be so...limiting. Anyways, what's so interesting about me, you ask? Great question! You see, I'm not your ordinary run-of-the-mill, catch-wild-salmon-and-eat-it-raw, sort of bear...nope, not me!
I'm more like Yogi Bear, only I make him look like an intellectual child. And I'm humble too! In fact, you might even consider me to be the next great Vizzini - only smart enough to not fall for that dastardly farm-boy's Idocaine trick! A Vizzini mk II, you might say...Or perhaps a re-vamped Ludwig von Drake even... Oh yeah, and I sometimes go on adventures that occasionally as interesting as myself.
This is me - the Great Traveling Bear! |
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